1 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,128 How's the market? Not so good. 2 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,060 International Pine Box closed at a new low. 3 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:36,933 American Tombstone toppled from its high point... 4 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:41,567 and now the government is threatening to slap a lid on International Casket. 5 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:46,046 Well, never mind, Grandpa, remember, everything that's down has to go up. 6 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,948 And by the same token, everything that's up has to go down... 7 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,679 which is what keeps Herman in business. 8 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:59,349 Is Pop home yet? Not yet, dear. But be patient. 9 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,057 He'll be home in two shakes of a werewolf's tail. 10 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,397 And when he does come home, we'll let you know. 11 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,232 Why is Eddie so anxious for Uncle Herman to come home? 12 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,773 Well, because Herman's his father... 13 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:17,209 and he loves him, respects him, and looks up to him with great admiration. 14 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,870 Yeah, and on top of that... 15 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:22,280 he promised to stop off downtown and buy me a new kite. 16 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,896 Okay, come on up. 17 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,804 Up, up, up. 18 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:46,339 That's it, higher. 19 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,800 Okay. 20 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,805 Hank, watch out! The rope's gonna break! 21 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,512 Don't move, we'll call an ambulance. Ambulance? 22 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,819 Thank you, you're very kind, sir, but I feel fine. 23 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,919 Impossible, it flattened your head like a pancake. 24 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,123 I don't know what you're talking about. I never felt better. 25 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:16,000 Mister, don't be so confident. Wait till you look in a mirror. 26 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,166 Just look at him. 27 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,333 We'd better get his name before he kicks the bucket. 28 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,434 I don't know what's keeping him up. 29 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,911 What's your name, mister? My name? 30 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,071 My name is... 31 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,680 My name? 32 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,257 That's funny, I haven't got the vaguest idea. 33 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:39,452 My name is... 34 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,490 Herman is three hours late. What could have happened to him? 35 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,158 Maybe the store was all out of kites... 36 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,030 and he's too ashamed to face me. 37 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:57,071 No, he's had an accident. 38 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,703 There's no other explanation. My Hermie has had an accident. 39 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,970 Lily, don't be so pessimistic. 40 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,776 Well, all I know is I wish he'd hurry up and get home to give me my new kite. 41 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,479 Eddie, I wish you'd stop worrying about your stupid kite... 42 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,351 and start worrying about your stupid father. 43 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:19,018 Eddie, your father wouldn't let you down. 44 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:23,461 Even if he was lying dead someplace, he'd be thoughtful enough to phone. 45 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,995 8:30 and where's Big Daddy? 46 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,403 8:30, it's time for my favorite TV program. 47 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,300 It's all about that crazy, mixed-up family... 48 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,538 that's always having those weird, fantastic adventures. 49 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,876 We delay the start of My Three Sons... 50 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,642 to bring you this special bulletin. 51 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:45,777 Local police have taken an amnesia victim into protective custody. 52 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,549 Here is a picture of the amnesia victim. 53 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,890 Anyone who can identify this man... 54 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,086 is urged to contact police headquarters immediately. 55 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,562 Well, that's not John Doe, that's Pop. 56 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:02,362 Uncle Herman has amnesia. My poor, poor darling. 57 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:07,466 Lily, be calm. Herman is safe and in good hands. 58 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,808 And you and I will go down to claim him, right after My Three Sons. 59 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:15,507 No, we won't, we'll go down and claim him now. 60 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,317 Grandpa, you go and get your cloak. 61 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,813 Yes, Professor. Yes, we'll check them both out. 62 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,459 Thank you for being good citizens. 63 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:32,059 That, Officer Kugel, was the university. 64 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:36,765 Two of their scientists saw a picture of John Doe on television... 65 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,703 and each got a theory. 66 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:41,400 One figures he's a creature from outer space. 67 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:42,965 And the other? 68 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,740 The other figures he's a missing link... 69 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,475 but he can't figure what he's a link to. 70 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,850 Sarge, do you see what I see? 71 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,849 Look at their complexions, they're green. What are they? 72 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,386 I don't know... 73 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:06,564 but if they were fish, the Board of Health wouldn't let you sell them. 74 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,632 Good evening, what can I do for you? 75 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,196 Well, you can direct us to the Lost and Found Department. 76 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:16,175 What did you lose, Pops, your marbles? No. 77 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:20,146 We lost my husband and his son-in-law, Herman Munster. 78 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,738 Alias John Doe. 79 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,810 A John Doe? 80 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:28,153 He's ours, and we want him back. Why? 81 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,524 Officer Kugel, shut up and bring in John Doe. 82 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,829 Now, you must remember that amnesia is very delicate. 83 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,466 If you just tell the victim who he is, like a bolt out of the blue... 84 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,834 you're liable to shock him into a psychological trance. 85 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,807 So just wait for him to recognize you. 86 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,433 Okay? Okay. 87 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,574 Sergeant, do you know how he got amnesia? 88 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,250 He got hit on the head with a 300-pound safe. 89 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,611 I see. 90 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,055 Oh, hi. 91 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,557 John, this is Mrs. Munster, and her father. 92 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,826 How do you do? How do you do? 93 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,424 Hi, there. Hi. 94 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,901 Do they look familiar? 95 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,500 I've never seen these people before in my life. 96 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,877 Steady, Lily, be brave. 97 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,111 Are you sure? I'm positive. 98 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:34,184 I'd remember a cute little cookie like Mrs. Munster. 99 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,949 Okay, Kugel, take him back. 100 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,323 Shall we go? Sure. Come on. 101 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:46,696 It's been very nice meeting you. 102 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,128 Bye. 103 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,302 Did you ever hear the one about the elephant and the peanut? 104 00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,608 I'm sorry, folks. I know you'd like to take him home with you... 105 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,583 but until he knows himself who he is, I can't release him without a court order. 106 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:08,088 But he's my husband and the father of our child. 107 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,856 We want him home where he belongs. 108 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,025 Well, in view of his condition... 109 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:17,224 you might try to petition the court for legal custody of the victim. 110 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,767 Adoption approved. 111 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:32,241 Amy, you're a very lucky child to be adopted by such wonderful parents. 112 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,008 I'm sure you'll be a very happy family. 113 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,444 All right, bailiff, next case, please. 114 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,318 Mrs. Lily Munster... 115 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,586 and John Doe. 116 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,361 Say, excuse me, I'm on. 117 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,565 Give him back his comic books. That's all right, you can keep them. 118 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,940 What a nice kid. 119 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,912 Hello, there. 120 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,271 Good morning, Your Honor. 121 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,748 Good morn... 122 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,819 Good morning. 123 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:19,025 This is the child? Well, yes and no. 124 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,892 He's recovering from an accident. 125 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,119 Oh. 126 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,266 Must have been a beauty. 127 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,928 Well, I've had people adopt adults before... 128 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,339 but are you sure you want to adopt him? 129 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,273 Yes, Your Honor, I am. 130 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:40,512 Yes, you see, Your Honor, she believes that older children... 131 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,415 need love and guidance just as much as younger ones do. 132 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:50,022 Just a minute, who are you? I'm Mrs. Munster's trustworthy father. 133 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,684 Wait a minute. 134 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,064 This isn't one of those Candid Camera stunts, is it? 135 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,233 No, sir... 136 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,565 I don't think so. 137 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,142 Well, now, Mrs. Munster, tell me... 138 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,770 have you given this careful consideration? 139 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,816 Yes, Your Honor, I have. 140 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,882 And before you made your final decision... 141 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:23,081 did you go to the orphanage and see what... who else was available? 142 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,413 No. 143 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:28,122 No, I took one look at John... 144 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,424 and I knew I couldn't live without him. 145 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,498 Thanks, Mom. 146 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:41,036 John, tell me, have you thought this thing out? 147 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,703 I mean, do you want to go home with these people... 148 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,947 and become a member of this family? 149 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,773 Can I have my own television set? Of course, John. 150 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,479 You've got yourself a deal. 151 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,617 Well... 152 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,455 I see from your financial statement... 153 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,122 that you're able to take care of a ward. 154 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,189 The child is willing. 155 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:13,935 Okay, the adoption is granted, on a temporary trial basis. 156 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,969 Bailiff, call the next case. 157 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,376 Thank you, Your Honor. 158 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:26,950 Your Honor, what exactly do you mean by "temporary trial basis"? 159 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,289 Well, if you realize you've made a mistake... 160 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:34,623 just call me, and I'll see what I can do about getting him in the army. 161 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,395 Look at that, two happy children at play. 162 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,740 Nice catch, brother John. Thank you, brother Eddie. 163 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,077 I think the whole thing is disgusting. 164 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,551 But having Uncle Herman live here is a wonderful idea... 165 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,317 because we can try and help restore his memory bit by bit... 166 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,958 with him living in his own house, with his own family. 167 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,221 Brother Eddie, can I try kicking one? Sure. 168 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,031 Thank you. 169 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,641 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mommy. 170 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,970 Is that my new kite? 171 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,313 Yes, I'm just keeping that promise made by... 172 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,352 somebody else. 173 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,217 Oh, boy. Thanks, Mom. 174 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,986 Mommy... 175 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,157 didn't you bring a kite for me? 176 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:47,563 No, dear, but I'm sure Eddie will let you fly his. 177 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,397 I don't want to. I just want to fly my own kite. 178 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,400 Well, now, John... 179 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,534 And besides, I think you're playing favorites... 180 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,478 just because Eddie is really yours and I'm just adopted. 181 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,646 John, that's not true. You have to learn to share. 182 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,482 That's right, John, you see, you're not a baby anymore... 183 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,287 you're 150 years old. 184 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,959 Mom, will you get this old geezer off my back? 185 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,299 That is enough, John. Now, run and play with Eddie. 186 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:29,341 Eddie, brother Eddie, Mommy says I can play with the kite, too. 187 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,042 ♪♪ 188 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,407 Did you think he'd remember he promised Eddie the kite? 189 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,246 I had hoped so, yes. 190 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,348 I wonder if that bum could be faking? 191 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,124 Mom, may John and I be excused to go to the dungeon? 192 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,522 What for? 193 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:54,658 Well, the kite doesn't fly high enough, so we thought we'd put a longer tail on it. 194 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,727 I thought of it. Congratulations. 195 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,604 Well, very well, you're excused. 196 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,107 Finish your milk first. 197 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,373 Last one done is a rotten egg. 198 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,817 Who won, Mommy? It was a tie. 199 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,652 Darn! You're always taking his side. 200 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,354 Come on. 201 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,570 Your elder son is somewhat heavy on his feet. 202 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,233 We adopted him 10 days ago... 203 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,738 and his memory hasn't showed one sign of returning. 204 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,642 Not only is it not returning... 205 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,410 it's going in the opposite direction, into second childhood. 206 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,378 Maybe he could get another hit on the head. That cures amnesia in the movies. 207 00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:51,390 Say, that's a good idea, I'll go down and get a sledgehammer. 208 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,481 No! 209 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,520 Why not? It's too dangerous. 210 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,429 You don't fool around with a head like Herman's. 211 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,591 I disagree. 212 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,759 You give it a few good shots with a sledgehammer... 213 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,895 and whatever happens is bound to be an improvement. 214 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,270 Grandpa, the answer is no. 215 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,373 It is not. 216 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,534 It is, too. 217 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,633 It is not. It is, too. 218 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,803 It is not, not, not. 219 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,210 They're fighting. 220 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:17,580 Marilyn, would you please clear the table, I'll go down and stop them. 221 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,912 I'll go with you. 222 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,518 Now I say that's perfect. Well, I say it's still too short. 223 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,582 It is not. It is, too. 224 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,957 It is not. It is, too. 225 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,120 Is not. Is, too. 226 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,219 Not. Is, too. 227 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,457 It is not. It is, too. 228 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,523 Boys! Now, boys. 229 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,101 What is going on here? 230 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,141 I have the kite, we're trying to put... I want to make the kite... 231 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,335 We undid the kite and we... See this side... 232 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,875 Go ahead, you tell her. 233 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,905 Well, you see, I wanna make the kite tail longer, but John won't let me. 234 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,974 He keeps pushing me away. 235 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:57,388 You should be ashamed of yourself. A big boy like you pushing his little brother. 236 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,886 He pushed me first. 237 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,824 I did not. I did not. Did, too. Did, too. 238 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,191 Be quiet. 239 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,695 That is enough! 240 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,561 Now, if you can't play nicely... 241 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,159 you both just march straight upstairs and take your naps. 242 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,706 You heard your mother, march. 243 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,309 Can we put on our jammies and watch television? 244 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,009 Well, yes. 245 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,282 Oh, boy, peachy neato boss. 246 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,594 Mommy? Yes? 247 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,227 I just remembered something. You did? 248 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:44,162 I remembered I keep forgetting to ask you whatever happened to your husband? 249 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,771 Well, he... 250 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,196 He... 251 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,937 Well, he's no longer with us. That's too bad. 252 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,570 I sure would like a papa. 253 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,780 Even Captain Midnight has a papa. 254 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,746 We hope he may come back someday. I certainly hope so. 255 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,780 But if he doesn't... 256 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,918 I'm sure a keen-looking chick like you will have no trouble in finding a new one. 257 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,360 Bye, Mommy. 258 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,870 He has just given me the idea. I'll be able to solve this whole problem. 259 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,842 Will it involve any personal risk? Not to him, just to me. 260 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,780 You're going to give Uncle Herman the shock treatment? 261 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:38,314 Yes, I'm going to receive a handsome gentleman caller... 262 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,220 and I'm going to let him be very, very attentive to me... 263 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,496 in front of John, I mean Herman... 264 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:50,360 in the hope that he'll be so jealous that something inside him will snap... 265 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,764 and he'll remember that he's my husband. 266 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,468 I see. Who is this handsome gentleman caller? 267 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,738 Grandpa. Grandpa? 268 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,246 Yes, you see, he's whipping up a pill that'll turn him into... 269 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,043 the spitting image of Rock Hudson. 270 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,055 Eddie, naptime. 271 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,630 Cousin Marilyn will tuck you in. 272 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,566 See you later, Mom. Have a nice nap. 273 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,629 See you, brother John. See you, brother Eddie. 274 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,440 I don't have to take a nap... 275 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,843 on account of he's only 10 and I'm 150 years old. 276 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,676 And because there's somebody coming here that I want you to meet. 277 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,079 Goody. 278 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,683 If I keep my little mouth shut, do I get a cookie? 279 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,591 Never mind that. 280 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,363 Now, you wait right here. Yes, Mommy. 281 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,270 ♪♪ 282 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,912 I thought you were coming as Rock Hudson. 283 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,282 You look like Rudolf Valentino. 284 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,855 I must have gotten ahold of some old pills. 285 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,089 At least I'm still in the 20th century. 286 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,169 Good afternoon, sonny. Good afternoon, sir. 287 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,269 This is my son, John. John, this is... 288 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,975 Rudolf Smith. 289 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,679 How do you do, Mr. Smith? 290 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,918 Mr. Smith and I are very dear friends. 291 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,520 As a matter of fact, we're madly in love with each other. 292 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,360 Do you want me to get some cheese dip and pretzels? 293 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,457 No. 294 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:05,067 When Lily and I are together, we don't think of food. 295 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,164 We think of moonlight and desert breezes... 296 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,173 and soft, soft violins. 297 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,749 Right? Right. 298 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,811 If you don't want some cheese dip and pretzels... 299 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,083 how about some pink lemonade? 300 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,324 Hey, kid, would you hold this for me for a while? 301 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,036 Lily, my Lily... 302 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,336 my fragrant flower of the Sahara. 303 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,371 Those limpid eyes... 304 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,610 those ruby lips pleading to be... 305 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,785 Will you knock it off? I'm sorry. 306 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:58,188 Well, you should be. Can't you see that I'm about to propose? 307 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,192 Honest Injun? 308 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,186 Mr. Smith wants to be my new husband. 309 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,929 You see... 310 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,796 he wants me to stop carrying the torch for my old husband... 311 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,494 Herman Munster. 312 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,367 Who? Herman Munster. 313 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,739 She said, "Herman Munster." 314 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,316 Say, listen, can I play with this up in my room? 315 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,117 Rudolph, may as well forget it. It's no use. 316 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,717 Aunt Lily! What's the matter, Marilyn? 317 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,161 It's Eddie. I just went up in the room to tuck him in, and he wasn't there. 318 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,597 He'd opened the window, climbed out on the roof to fly his new kite. 319 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,125 Darn Eddie. Why don't I get to do neat stuff like that? 320 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,663 My baby! 321 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,967 My baby. 322 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:04,014 Eddie, go inside! Go inside! 323 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,648 He's going to fall! 324 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:09,252 Will you... Be careful, Eddie! Stand back, just move back, Eddie! 325 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,819 Eddie, move back! 326 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,159 No! 327 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,406 Eddie, stand back! Your father orders you to stand back! 328 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:34,652 Now, Eddie, that was a very stupid thing to do. 329 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,782 Now, you go straight to bed and we'll discuss your punishment tomorrow. 330 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,121 Yes, sir. 331 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,155 Eddie. 332 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,860 Now, you run along. 333 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:52,696 Marilyn, you should not be outside, dear, without your sweater on. 334 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,330 You'll catch cold. 335 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,034 Yes, Uncle Herman. 336 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,440 Grandpa... 337 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,805 I wish you'd get out of that cockamamie costume and that makeup... 338 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,850 before you embarrass us in front of all our neighbors. 339 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,248 He's back. 340 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,984 Lily. Yes, Herman. 341 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,755 Might I say, dear, that you look especially lovely? 342 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,692 Thank you, my darling husband. 343 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,901 What's this whip doing here? Has Eddie been playing with some big boy? 344 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:31,409 Yes, Herman, one of the nicest boys I know. 345 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:46,118 No television for a week? That is correct. 346 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,059 Oh, Pop. Now, Eddie, don't complain. 347 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,695 It's a small price to pay for regaining your father. 348 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,393 Yeah, but I was having fun with him as my brother. 349 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,527 Uncle Herman? Yes, dear. 350 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,005 How would you describe the way you got your memory back? 351 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,439 I'd say... 352 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:08,472 I'd say that family, love, and devotion are thicker than amnesia. 353 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:14,815 Herman, you phrased that beautifully. Thank you. 354 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,314 I did, didn't I? 355 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,123 Where's Grandpa? He's down in the dungeon. 356 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:25,222 He's been up all night trying to invent another pill... 357 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,966 that will bring him back to normal. 358 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,429 But he's still having trouble. 359 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,438 Good morning. 360 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,305 Well, all right, I'll just have a little breakfast now... 361 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,442 and then I'll go down to the lab and try again. 362 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,316 That might be a very good idea. 363 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,584 Say, Grandpa. Yes? 364 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,626 What's new with Marie Antoinette? 365 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,330 That's very funny. 366 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,103 Very funny.